(Profound) Bumper Stickers
Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:05:01 +1000
Bumper stickers to muse over...
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You
Forget World Peace -- Visualise Turning Off Your Turn Signal!
HANG UP AND DRIVE!
Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!
Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
This Would Be Really Funny If It Wer ...
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Its All Greek to me
Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:42:33 +0100
Jane had been trying to improve her fluency in the Greek language to impress
her Greek friends in Corfu.
They were introduced to quite a few of their neighbours as well,
" I'm Jane" she said, full of confidence
"and this is my husband John, -hung like a donkey"
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Re: British tourist complaints
Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:23:08 -0700 (PDT)
On Sep 30, 6:03?pm, Brian Dominic <nbrum...@lineone.net> wrote:
>
> >No, Guv. honest, only borrowed. Me and my mate CMOT Dibbler were
> >intending to put them back ......
>
> Aha! Another Pratchett fan!
I don't know what you mean, Brian. Would you like to buy a sausage in
a bun? ...
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Re: British tourist complaints
Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:03:31 +0100
On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:02:11 -0700 (PDT), moghouse
<tony.burrell2@tiscali.co.uk> finished tucking into their plate of
fish, chips and mushy peas. Wiping their mouths, they swigged the last
of their cup of tea, paid the bill and wrote::
>No, Guv. honest, only borrowed. Me and my mate CMOT Dibbler were
>intending ...
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A timeless humor
Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:54:48 -0700 (PDT)
LOLs, funny.
http://www.lookingforlaughs.org/2009/09/timely-humor.html ...
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Very Funny Cats
Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:46:57 -0700 (PDT)
LOLs
http://www.lookingforlaughs.org/2009/09/very-funny-cats.html ...
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Paddy & Mick
Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:01:47 -0700
Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ...
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Driver caption
Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:38:32 +0200
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/28/article-0-069C735A000005DC-53_468x427.jpg
--
Martin
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Product recall
Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:06:57 -0700 (PDT)
Apple have recalled earl prototypes of their new version of the iPhone
aimed at children.
On reflection it was thought that "iTouch Kids" was not the best
product name ever. ...
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4/9 Puns
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:46:26 -0700
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:412D4300.19D6AE72@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Irish I knew more French.
> >
> > Irish oui knew more French.
>
> The Irish already know some. There's that song written by Ben Doon - The
> London Derriere.
Do the Irish like ...
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