No whining allowed.
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:08:35 GMT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_OWSvzPMzI&eurl=http://www.vtap.com/video/Whining/CL0203386732_4a16cd2e0_Vk03MTIwNTE
Leon
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Thanks to all and good fortune
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:14:27 GMT
It was by accident that I found this group, for which I am thankful. From
time to time, I am hooted off the floor at some other groups when I post a
gross, sick or otherwise politically incorrect joke.
But here I found a home.
Leon
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Quasimodo
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:06:49 +0100
The Hunchback of Notre Dame felt sick so he went to the DR. The Dr asked
him to undress so he could examine Quasimodo.
"Good Heavens;" said the Dr.
"Your Right leg is 1" shorter than your left; Your left foot is clubbed;
Your right arm is withered and you have a hunched back: What happened?"
"Well, you have to ...
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The Film Score
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:00:47 +0100
Barry was hired to play trumpet on a film score and was thrilled when he
got to take two long solos. After the sessions, he couldn't wait to see the
finished product. He waited a month and then asked the producer when and
where it was going to play. The embarrassed producer explained that the
music was for a porno ...
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Where is my paper?
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:56:15 +0100
Where Is My Paper?
The irate customer calling the newspaper offices, loudly
demanded to know where her Sunday papers were.
Madam, said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper
is not delivered 'til Sunday.
There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed
by a ray ...
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Shop Window
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:47:22 +0100
http://is.gd/2ERW
Spotted in a shop window Saturday.
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Another old music hall joke.
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:33:19 GMT
It was a cold night and the sleet was whipped by a strong north wind. The
pub, George and the Dragon, was about to close when on old man pushed open
the door. The owner's wife, behind the bar, said, "We're closin' in ten
minutes," and the old man asked, "Please, mum, I ain't 'ad a bite to eat all
day. Could yo ...
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Child Psychologist
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:04:11 +0100
>A very badly behaved little boy refuses to get off of a very expensive
> rocking horse on display in a department store. His embarrassed mother
> eventually gives in and asks for some help from a shop assistant.
> "Don't worry" says the assistant "We employ a very qualified child
> psychologist at our store to de ...
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Pearly Gates
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:04:10 +0100
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> Subject: Pearly Gates
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> 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and
> caravans.
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> St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got
> 40
> travellers here. Can I let them in?'
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> God says 'We are over the quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to
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A Cruise
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:07:07 +0100
A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only
3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Sue.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of
years doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex, all the time, Sue felt absolutely
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