Night out
Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:06:47 +0100
My wife asked me to take her somewhere very expensive.
So I took her to the f**king petrol station :-(
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Caption competition 04/07/2008
Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:51:42 +0100
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44805000/jpg/_44805020_algae_ap466.jpg
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Regards, Paul Herber, Sandrila Ltd.
http://www.sandrila.co.uk/ http://www.pherber.com/ ...
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Two Bats...
Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:32:10 +1000
... were hanging upside down, next to each other...
'You know what I'm dreading as I grow old?' asked one.
'No, what's that?'
'Incontinence!'
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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/ (20,000 articles 4000 humor)
Blogs - http://rowlandsblogs.blogspo ...
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Sexy surprise in the kitchen
Thu, 3 Jul 2008 00:40:59 -0700 (PDT)
http://vinovo.magnify.net/watch/playlist/MTXT4XHTVMST6RL5?page=2
hehe ...
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Deaf lady
Thu, 3 Jul 2008 00:39:32 -0700 (PDT)
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her
speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However,
when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a
police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car
turned on his flashing lights. She tho ...
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Farmer's daughter
Thu, 3 Jul 2008 00:37:51 -0700 (PDT)
A young man arrives for a date with the farmer?s daughter with a very
bad case of gas. The father opens the door and tells the young man to
come in and take a seat, which happens to be next to the family dog
and across from his date. The father sits on the other side of the
room.
Conversation ensues and the you ...
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¡ê10 bet
Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:28:26 -0700 (PDT)
Fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees that it's filled
to the brim with ¡ê10 notes. He guesses there must be more than ten
thousand quid in it!
He approaches the barman and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?'
'Well.....you pay ¡ê10 and if you pass three tests, you get ...
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The real secret sex life of plants
Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:42:57 +0100
http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/archive/bc-20080616.html
Adelaide
Who hasn't found a hyperlink-making facility on the browser she uses
for reading this ng, probably because it's too old (Navigator 4.7),
so if you have to cut and paste rather than just clicking, accept
her apologies! though it's possible th ...
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dress (Link)
Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:34:03 +0100
And this dress... is a safe dress...
http://ukfrogman.googlepages.com/frogman
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Fix The Itch
Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:34:22 -0700 (PDT)
?Did I tell you about the new woman in the personnel department?? my
pal asked.
?Nope,? I replied.
?Well I went down to her office, to take a look at her PC the other
day and we had quite a long chat about cars. I was telling her about
my new Jag and as soon as I mentioned it, she started telling me that
she?s g ...
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