Waxing
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:34:54 +0100
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,
painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now... the
wax.....
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,and
play with the kids.
I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for t ...
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Marriage counselling
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:29:01 +0100
Marriage Counselling
The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The
counselor asks them what the problem is.
The wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in
the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes aro ...
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Disabled swimming contest
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:27:20 +0100
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The
second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the
whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is
closing fast. The head of course sank ...
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Two eggs boiling in a saucepan
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:23:56 +0100
One female, the other male.
She turns to him and says, "Oh look, i've got a crack."
"No point telling me," he replies. "I'm not f*cking hard ...
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Fancy a snifter or two?
Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:59:44 +0100
[quote]The research showed that those drinking heavily - defined as
consuming 35 units a week for women, 50 for men, which is twice the
recommended limit - did so for a variety of reasons[/quote]
The Nine Types of Drinker
Depressed drinker Life in a state of crisis eg recently bereaved,
divorced or in fin ...
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Schadenfreude
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:49:32 -0500
Texans are extremely boastful - constantly bragging about how everything
is bigger and better in Texas. It' not just a stereotype - they really
are braggarts. They also produced two terrible presidents recently,
cling to their guns and gods, and execute more people than any other
state in the union.
So, is ...
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Pathetic joke I heard today which you've probably heard before, but it made me smile on a lousy day
Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:16:46 +0100
A blind man is standing at a bus stop with his guide dog. Suddenly, the dog
cocks its leg and pees all down the guy's jeans. The man reaches into his
pocket for a piece of chocolate and gives it to the dog.
A passerby stops and says,
"That's the nicest thing I've ever seen. Your dog has just pissed all down ...
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The Poles...
Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:18:51 -0500
have gone too far this time with their political correctness.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2996499.html ...
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firemonkey
Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:49:00 -0500
Not heard anything from you for a while, Tim. Let us know you're ok if
you're lurking.
Chris
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Don?t worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, it will avoid you.
Winston Churchill ...
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I think I've discovered the holy grail of...
Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:27:06 +0100
online dating profiles! With my old profile, I emailed 30 women and got
back 2 replies. With my new one, I've emailed 6 and got back 5 replies.
Maybe I should become a speechwriter for Gordon Brown. I clearly have
the gift of making shit look like gold... ...
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