Fancy dress
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 17:39:28 +0100
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress
party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so
he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. ...
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Not Often These Days
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 16:54:11 +0100
That I get the oportunity to say goodnight :)
Have a good evening everyone. I will be thinking about Noreen and all the
poorley ones when I say my prayers.
Jen
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nice cup of tea
Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:40:24 -0500
what with the weather and the need and/or wish to put one's feet up, I
thought you might like this recipe for a cup of tea.
It was requested of me when I had a roadside snack bar.
Required -
teabag,
two cups (one for mashing, one for drinking)
OR one cup for drinking and a teapot
1 tsp milk
hot water.
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Nice and sunny
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 15:51:14 +0100
Just noticed that the weather looks lovely now. The BYT is shining brightly
and the wind seems to have dropped.
Jen
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A message from Mike Clayton ...............
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 15:43:25 +0100
Mike has asked me to thank you all for your good wishes as follows:
Thank you for posting the birthday greetings in the group, that was
nice.
If you get a chance to pass on the message to those that 'greeted' me I
would appreciate it. If you don't mind that is. I would like them to
know that I greatly app ...
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Two unrelated quistions, quustions, quastions and questions
Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:46:18 +0100
1) What are the speed limits in the US? (Prompted by this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7656602.stm)
2) I have seen the text 'Police follow this van' on the backs of Group 4
vans. What does it mean?
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He is not here; but far away
The noise of life begins again
And ghastly thro' the drizzlin ...
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Give away of the day
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 14:00:44 +0100
Quite a useful one I reckon - I've tried it and it worked for me.
Delete any unwanted object from your photo, such as extra power-line,
people, text?K The program will automatically inpaint the selected area to
erase it. Inpaint reconstructs the selected image area from the pixel near
the area boundary. Inpaint ...
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AVG update 07/10/2008 (270.7.6/1712)
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 13:00:20 +0100
Released at 10-41
Added detection of new variant of Worm/Autoit, new variants of trojans
PSW.OnlineGames, Dialer.
October 7, 2008
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@tiscali.co.uk FN 2¡ã¡ã8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland
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GMT Tuesday 7th October
Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:08:23 -0500
well greetings to everyone on this cool but dry and blustery day.
Best wishes to the poorlies and groties, the lonely and alone and all those
in need of a little TLC
Here's hoping your shares are still safe!
Enjoy your day.
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AVG update 06/10/2008 (270.7.6/1711) 2nd today
Tue, 7 Oct 2008 01:12:13 +0100
Released at 18-37
Added detection of new variants of trojans Pakes, Agent, PSW.OnlineGames,
Backdoor.Pcclient.
October 6, 2008
--
Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@tiscali.co.uk FN 2¡ã¡ã8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland
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