Shipwrecked
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:26:06 +0100
A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a
holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his
life. That is, until the ship sank.
He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing -
only bananas and coconuts. After about four mo ...
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Housework
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:10:03 +0100
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home
from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer
and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, 'Wives who work
full-time ...
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re Theyre so heavy ..
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:04:39 +0100
From: "May" <me@privacy net.>
Subject: Theyre so heavy..
Date: 29 September 2008 20:32
I refer to Laptops. Was considering hsving one, but came to lift up one
belonging to son, recently had to admit defeat. Besides that I love my
little den here in a cosy small room in sheltered corner of house. Have my
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100th Today
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:42:47 +0100
Off to donate my 100th pint of blood today at 3.15. I think I deserve a
cup of tea?
Sorry for the self-congratulation, but it's taken me a lifetime! ...
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Made me think ...
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:36:48 +0100
http://www.adashmovie.com/
--
A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day!
Ancient proverb.
http://valerie.aries.googlepages.com/ariesval ...
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Keep your eye on BT Broadband.
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:44:20 +0100
My contract with BT expired recently so I wrote to them requesting my MAC. I
pretty soon received a response from them expressing their regret that I was
contemplating leaving their service. More to the point is that I was
informed that, should I renew for a further twelve months, my monthly
subscription would ...
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What's happened to the good old swede?
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:46:26 +0100
I have just prepared swede turnip to have with our lunch today - it is
almost white, where has that good old orange coloured swede gone?
Alma
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I missed the 19th
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:22:15 +0100
Allen Hughes R.I.P.
Sorry Allen, I missed your anniversary.
I hope you are well and still sat on that branch with Grannie Annie looking
down on us all.
tony
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Sunday Sauce Records
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:21:10 +0100
Can anyone tell me if any of allans web site pages are still available
please?
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Ad-Aware 2008 Update 30/09/2008
Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:05:18 +0100
0126.0000 is ready for collection right now.
--
Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@tiscali.co.uk FN 2¡ã¡ã8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland
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