G.M.T. Wednesday 17th March 2010
Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:44:02 +0000
Good morning from hazy Cornwall. The paving slabs are damp so it could well
have drizzled during the night. Current temperature a balmy 9oC/48oF.
Hope all the poorly folk are on the mend and that their carers are getting
some respite.
Have a good day.
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Sleepless MCC ...
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Hmmm I'm rich!
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:27:00 +0000
Just received this email which I doubt is to be taken seriously although I
have played the lottery online but not for almost two years now.
THIS MESSAGE IS FROM THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.WE ARE WRITING YOU TO CLAIM YOUR
PRIZE ON AN ONLINE BALLOT LOTTERY HELD ON 2nd February, 2010.YOUR E-MAIL
WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY WON YO ...
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joke from #8
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:57:58 -0400
A person goes into a place & says something to another person.
The second person says something back to the first person,
who listens to that then says something back to the second
person. The thing he says is really funny. <g>
John: ...
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Is anyone here like me ??
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:47:45 -0000
My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack m ...
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They Cancelled the Cheese Rolling!
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:56:26 +0000
http://www.soglos.com/sport-outdoor/29978/Gloucestershire-Cheese-Rolling-2010-cancelled
Or maybe not...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8568883.stm
I lived in Brockworth in the 60s. It was then an annual event known
probably only to the locals.
Whatever you may say about elfin safety, I ...
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AVG Prog update
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:51:11 -0000
A biggun :-)
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Pam the deputising goose
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Barking dog
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:21:21 -0000
Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like
mad in the garden.
Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do ?"
Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!"
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Pregnant
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:16:35 -0000
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was
seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four
minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming
as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem
was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her ...
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Tap on the shoulder
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:11:51 -0000
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still ...
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Yoohoo Splodge...........
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:28:12 -0000
It arrived, thankyou !
Must remember to get some diary pages for the Filofax
so I don't forget :o))
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Regards........P-f ...
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