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Another pirate joke
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:55:43 GMT
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have
that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and ...
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Pirate joke
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:50:36 GMT
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew
were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.
As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate,
"Bring me my red shirt!".
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the
captain put on and lead the cre ...
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AVG updat 22/08/2008 (270.6.7/1628) 2nd today
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:45:50 +0100
Released at 19-32
Added detection of new variant of Win32/Virut, I-Worm/Brontok, I-Worm/Nuwar,
Worm/AutoRun, Worm/Brontok, new variant of trojan Downloader.FraudLoad.
August 22, 2008
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@tiscali.co.uk FN 2¡ã¡ã8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland
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Farmer joke
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:35:52 GMT
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set
the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the
farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, t ...
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Sandra
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:09:38 +0100
You have mail at thistle
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AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling
around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.
Wrinklie
22/08/2008 20:09:18 Time courtesy Atomic clock
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wrinklie/
http://s12.photobucket.com ...
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Factor 30/ Free Lager ?
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:54:34 -0700 (PDT)
Well - tis time to get the factor 30 out cos it's going to be a
roaster of a weekend.
All ready the gritting lorries are out in case the tarmac starts to
melt and the ice cream sellers are stocking up with 99's
There's not a single place to lie on the beach - all the sunshades are
occupied - and because it's so H ...
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Ping T'Boo please
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:22:30 +0100
Which of your email addys can I reach you on...
BT results probably not available yet but fingers crossed for good
figures..
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening
when you'd have preferred to talk
Wrinklie
22/08/2008 16:20:18 Time courtesy Atomic clock
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wrin ...
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Track the chicks - courtesy of RSPB
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:41:27 +0100
http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/tracking/
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@tiscali.co.uk FN 2¡ã¡ã8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland
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There's a message here somewhere!
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:36:52 +0100
http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/Hennrietta/Smelly/photo#5237350517843999282
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Remember what is important to you.
Chinese saying.
http://valerie.aries.googlepages.com/ariesval ...
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Adobe announcement!!
Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:08:02 +0100
I'm told that Adobe have just released a memo to explain the differences
between a *PDF File* and Gary Glitter (Paedophile). Just in case their
clients suffer any confusion. :)
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@tiscali.co.uk FN 2¡ã¡ã8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland
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