Things you can say at Christmas
Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:51:27 -0000
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you ...
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Sales
Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:53:42 GMT
Anyone been brave enough to go to the sales today?
I've been looking at what's available on line but no real bargains have
jumped out at me.
What i'm really after is a nice motorised treadmill as i've been bitten by
the 'keep fit by running bug'. I must be mad, but I feel and look better for
it.
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Well, that's that
Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:46:05 -0000
for another year.
Its all over, Christmas day done and dusted. Just need to count the cost,
pay off the credit card, ebay the unwanted presents, drink the remaining
booze, clear the leftovers.......
I'm off to bed - goodnight.
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Cracker jokes
Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:37:45 -0000
What do you get if you cross a witch with an ice cube?
A cold spell.
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Not long now
Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:35:12 -0000
...and it will be all over and done for another year. What a build up to
too much drinking and eating. Nice though, to be able to let your hair down
etc.
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Join our debate with the Crooked Masons
Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:31:56 +0800
Dear truth-seekers and humanitarians and anti NWO, please read our debates
on the Mason's forum at
http://www.thefreemason.com/forum/forum.asp?forum_id=2
This is one of our posts below:
This is a collective reply by Second Family UK (for victims of Freemasonry)
No, we are definitely not playing games. ...
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huckster
Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:41:52 -0000
can you email me please
ta
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Whats happened........
Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:52:44 GMT
What's happened to this newsgroup? There are lots and lots of posts, but its
mainly rubbish posted by nutters.
Dave
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PING: "Jean" <jean.simkin@virgin.net>
Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:19:54 GMT
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Remember........!
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The Internet will become the
Sacred Sanctuary for Nutters and Idiots.
(Michel Nostradamus, December 14, 1503, July 2, 1566).
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Hi all.
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:08:49 GMT
Hi all!!
Where's the cheapest place in the Telford area (Don't mind a bit of
travelling) to get tyres. (Specifically 225/45 R18).
Bought a new car (Well 2 years old) and it could do with a full set, but
Fiat are replacing 2 of them for me, so only need 2.
Whats everyone doing for Christmas?
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