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Easter Morning
Sat, 15 Apr 2006 14:19:20 +0100
As the world sings triumphant cries to heaven over death that You
conquered, help us, Lord, tomorrow as well, when the dresses are put
away and the candy is all eaten and on with life we go let us not
forget.
The celebration of Your Resurrection over death is a celebration of life
that should continue well be ...
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Don't leave your houses - bird flu is here!
Thu, 06 Apr 2006 00:55:09 +0100
The only slight chance we have of survival is if we all barricade
ourselves in our houses and avoid contact with birds and possible human
carriers of this terrible disease.
Bird flu is deadly and will wipe out the whole population if we don't do
something NOW!
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Gene Pitney is DEAD
Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:03:37 +0100
Something's gotten hold of his heart.
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Oh no it's that lot from Hereford again :O
Tue, 4 Apr 2006 20:32:21 +0100
Hey guys if hereford's Soooo boring, why not move to London, it's really
boring there, probably.
OR BETTER STILL
Change Hereford!!
add some razz, some matazz and wing, bing , bang and make it go with a
swing!!
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Kiddie Porn Question
Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:37:34 +0100
How many Gigabytes of child porn do you have hidden on your hard
drive?
I'll take a guess at.....over 30GB.....???
......I'm underestimating, aren't I?
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DH ...
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TVs for sale
Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:44:43 +0100
If anyone's interested in buying a TV or two, I'm selling mine. Can
deliver within reason, or meet half-way if required. *One 25", one 14",
email for details.* Please put "HFDS" in the subject to help me pick it
out from the spam... :)
Thanks,
Helen. ...
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Get your crackers out!
Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:34:48 +0100
Because I've just found a load of cheese under my foreskin!
Eat up dudes!
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Local news
Fri, 24 Mar 2006 22:34:59 -0000
Dear All
Helen and I are taking part on the 16th July this year in the Race for Life
at Hereford Racecourse in aid of Cancer research. I am running (well
walking quickly) to say thank you that Helen is here and Helen is also
walking quickly, although she has the excuse of a bad pelvis from the bone
graft, in ...
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Tyres & Montego bits - offers
Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:34:27 +0000
Hi All,
The old Montego has finally gone to the Great Car Park in the Sky, but
there were various items that were too good to give to the scrappie:
1) Six wheels with tyres, size 185/65R14. Note: they are the later, and
more useful, *Imperial* size. Of these, four are good wheels with very
good tyres:
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Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:52:05 +0000
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got cum in my tummy,
And I feel like bumming you:
Cum, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And that's just a-what I'm
gonna do.
Ooh cum, to taste ya,
Ooh cum, to drink ya,
Ooh cum, I love it so.
Ooh cum, you're sweeter, sweeter
than sugar.
Ooh cum, I wont let you go ...
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