If I catch the sticky fingered little sod...
Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:00:07 +0000
.... who nicked the two rear hub caps off my Renault Clio while it was
parked in Well Lane car park in Falmouth yesterday afternoon I'll chop his
bloody fingers off.
If he had taken the trouble to look he would have seen my Disabled Person's
Blue Badge and clock on the dashboard. Anyone who steals from anyone el ...
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Doctors waiting room :-)
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:47:33 -0500
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's ...
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Could it happen to you?
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:05:36 -0500
Please be aware that as your wives age, it is harder for them to maintain
the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you
notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive and there is
nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Butch. Let me relate how I handled ...
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Looking for a pub...unsure of name.
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 15:03:00 GMT
I got a telephone call to meet a mate in a Plymouth pub called the
Cock&Cunt! Thats what it sounded like. The call was on a bad line and
I am sure it was NOT that. The hotel he was ringing from was very
noisy. Can any of you folks help. I am due to meet hime this Friday.
Thats 24/March/2006. Thanks ...
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Ping: I'm looking for the following people.......
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 16:18:50 GMT
I would like to invite the following people to come to
news:uk.local.southwest
To take part in a very lively and informative discussion.
It is one I am sure they would not wish to miss.
Should anyone know where they are would you
be kind enough to draw this message to their attention.
They are:
Mar ...
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Many of you might find this of interest.
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 14:55:42 GMT
Many of you might find this of interest.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4805760.stm ...
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Wanna buy our old house?
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:39:47 -0500
http://www.bettisons.com/property.php?propertyid=460
I wonder what it will sell for this time around?
Jon~
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Advice on new advice given.
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:53:04 +0000
Men are being urged to make sure a woman whom they are about to shaft
agrees to the act.
Does this mean that a woman once she has agreed cannot then change her
mind?
Does the man during the act have to continue seeking the womans
permission?
Will the woman have to sign a form giving her permission much ...
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Play by the rules...
Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:18:06 -0500
Play by the rules...
1- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
2 -It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 3 ...
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Antiquarian Prints of Devon and Cornwall
9 Mar 2006 03:39:59 -0800
A fascinating collection of 140 antiquarian prints from 1832 featuring
areas all over Devon and Cornwall is now on sale at Ebay:
http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZbooksearch23QQhtZ-1
Rob.
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