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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:43:43 +0000
Love the last one...lol
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is
against us. There is no middle ground here.
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. T ...
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A smart blonde!!!!!!!!
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:43:47 +0000
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired,
just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window
to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
easy and a lot ...
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Keep scrolling down...
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:43:46 +0000
Things That Are Hard To Say When You're Drunk
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
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Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) ...
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He he he
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:43:24 +0000
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,
with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at
the store for a while be ...
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History of the Internet....
Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:43:25 +0000
LMFAO
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com,
did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a
comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been
called Amazon Dot Com.
She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou trave ...
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funny ass questions.....what a hoot......but all true
Wed, 7 Feb 2007 03:31:53 -0600
Questions to Ponder
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do yo ...
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hello ann and peter.....
Wed, 7 Feb 2007 03:10:55 -0600
Hello Ann and Peter,
What are both of your msn id names?
Thanks,
Dawn
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LOL
Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:19:05 +0000
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we ?begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
"I'm a ?whore," she says.
The acco ...
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re. busy busy busy busy ....reply to peter
Sun, 4 Feb 2007 08:46:17 -0600
Hello Peter,
Sorry Peter, that I had to post your reply like this, because when I tried
to reply to your personal email to us it came back that your email mail box
was full and wouldn't take any more emails.
Yes, I would love to chat with you and your girl friend. Hope your long
distance romance works out ...
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Metro Fantasy Football
Fri, 2 Feb 2007 20:54:42 -0000
Hey beery!!!!! your sinking, I am fourth today, climbing well up the ladder,
and my son is still on top.....lol
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